that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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