Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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