She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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