Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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