i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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