Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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