Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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