the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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