I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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