Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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