# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
