UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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