i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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