This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
babies were throwing up all over the place
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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