But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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