with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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