idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Your dad touched me again.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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