That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This girl is more easily done than said...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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