so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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