let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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