i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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