So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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