I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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