New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
So I just went to clothing optional bar
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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