"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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