he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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