sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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