So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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