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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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