You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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