And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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