yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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