I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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