So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
