Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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