Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
whose parrot is this?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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