Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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