Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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