drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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