I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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