We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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