If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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