Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Randomize