my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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