How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
4 words: hood of his car
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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