Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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