This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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