she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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