Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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