At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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