Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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