Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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