I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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