wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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