I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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