life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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