I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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