i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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