he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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