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walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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