Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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